Not that death is funny or anything, but you've gotta love some of the silly signs put up in smaller cemeteries. I am reposting a pic I posted last year from my hometown cemetery, because I'm determined to share its ridiculousness with as many people as is humanly possible. More gleaned from around the internets will follow:
|That'll keep the graverobbers, body dumpers|
and necrophiles at bay, fo' sho'
|Nice of them to provide their phone numbers|
|Good to know|
|Dallas Cemetery: where the rules matter|
(and nothing else does)
|Oh good, now I know where to bury the old ass.|
1) Good to know they have their priorities straight. Donations first and foremost
2) Trespassing before 6 PM is A-OK, though
3) No Guns!? What about when the zombie apocalypse happens. What then, Collinsville!?
K, I'll shut up now ^_^